"Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/02/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA
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"Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/02/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA | 8
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Dear driver of the dank-ass (I believe that's the proper term) S13 that was in front of me merging on the freeway,
I'm not sure whether it was the fart can, the lopsided intercooler, or the shocker sticker that told me first that you are not a meritous professor of history. I know for sure the fact that you spent money on SSR wheels than any other part of your car confirmed that. The terribly mounted, boxy body kit (unpainted, of course) and smashed up corners emphasized it further.
You must have been so cool that you merited it with a full throttle blast up the on ramp complete with terrible whine. Then you ground the gears into 3rd. And into 4th.
Come on. No one gives a shit about your wheels when everything else is broken.
Sincerely,
A cynical Dsscats
This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.
Eli's Got 2
> Dsscats
10/02/2014 at 18:05 |
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As someone who drives in LA everyday, I really love and appreciate this.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Dsscats
10/03/2014 at 18:38 |
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the dude up the street from me has a focus with an unpainted body kit and fart can. I'm not impressed. At least it's a stick.
Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> Dsscats
10/07/2014 at 11:56 |
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One of the many things I don't miss since leaving LA.